News Letter – May 12

Dear Callies,

Well the AGM has been and gone and it is now a new year in the Callies calendar. The Business part of the meeting went off well and the Committee was re-elected with no change! Talk about recycling. We only hope as a committee, we can provide you with good functions during the year. Congratulations to Dave & Sandy for staying on as Chief and Lady President for another year, it is not easy for them with their Federation Commitments.

The lunch provided by all was as usual, SUPER!!

Birthday:

No birthday or Anniversaries for May

Next Function

Before the cold really sets in we will have a Brunch and hopefully enjoy the sunny weather.

Date    Sunday 27^th May

Time    12noon

Price    R40

RSVP   Mary 053-8614980 or 0832312153 before the 24^th,

Messages may be left on either phone.

Please supply own drinks.

Future Function

This will be our Traditional Burns Dinner to be held on the 24^th June at the Golf Club. The price of the meal will be R50 members and R70 non-members. There will be a guest speaker as well as the usual toasts etc., not to forget the HAGGIS.

Please diaries the date and bring along friends:

Round & About

1. Congratulations go to Ronnie and Randall Bruce on their daughter’s wedding, I believe that it was fantastic.
2. Alec McKerrow is well on the road to recovery.
3. Past member, Lyn Elmer from Pmb has recently had a hip replacement.
4. Fiona will be away for approx.3 months travelling overseas.
5. Dave & Sandy still busy with Federation travels.

Please let me have interesting articles for the letters, this is from a letter I wrote in 2009!

Tips on Saving!

DON’T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to “switch tracks”, simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
DON’T waste money buying expensive binoculars; simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.
SAVE electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner’s hat.
HOUSEWIVES, the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books, simply cross out the names and address of people you don’t know.
SAVE on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble-full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.
SAVE a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to the hospice shop, they will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty cents.
 MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.

Yours Aye,

Mary

Lunch and tea for Past Chiefs and ladies and welcome to Federation Chief and Lady President, Dave and Sandra Brown

The new date is Sunday 20 May, at 12h30, at 45 Rae Frankel Street, Brackenhurst. No charge but we are requesting donations for the Cotlands Baby Sanctuary.

Please phone Norma on 011 867 2250 or Christine on 011 867 5421 to book your place.

Annual General Meeting

Sunday 24 June 2012, venue to be confirmed.

We are giving you plenty of notice for this important event because we desperately need some new faces for our committee. Please put the date in your diary!

Best wishes

To our Provincial Chieftain, Tommy Soutar, who has been in hospital for an operation. We wish him a speedy and full recovery.

Congratulations

Happy  birthday this month to: Harry Crichton, May Lally, Tayla Goddard, Fiona Sinclair, Len Foster, Hug Wood, Jade Christie, Tommy McInnes, Morag Willis, Russell Herrold, Michelle Grant.

Happy anniversary to: Reval and Peter Sayman, Trish and Stan Seabrook.

Membership subscriptions

If you receive your newsletter by post, you will find enclosed an invoice for you to renew your membership. Please post your cheque/PO to John Hanley at 26 Chrissie Street, Brackenhurst 1448, or pay through internet banking to the Eastern Johannesburg Caledonian Society, Account No. 50180445220 at the First National Bank (Code: 252155)

If you receive your newsletter by email, you will also receive an invoice by post, but are welcome to pay by either of the above methods.

The subscription remains at an incredibly reasonable R35 a year!

Hi to all our members and friends, although back at the computer I am still recovering from the Hip Replacement so working short time and all is well. Thank you to all the members and friends who enquired on a daily basis, Ivan thought he was working in a call centre.

Our Easter Function went off well our thanks to Mike, Elisabeth, Andrew, Jean and all the others who saw that the function ran smoothly. In the Picture Lorna collects the prize for “Best Hat” from Norma, for yet another year. More Pictures are on facebook.

The Easter function was followed by “Intercontinental Day” at Turffontein Race Course. Our Horse came in 4^th giving St Mary’s Home R5000.00 Jolly good show. Last year 7^th this year 4^th maybe next year 1^st let’s hope so. After the initial hiccups we finally got the Tea Garden up and running, a bit too late to come out on the right side (profit wise). Barr’s Irn-Bru and the other goodies saved the day and were all but sold out. I have to thank the Ladies who as usual excelled in cooking the Scotch Sausage and Bacon Butties. A great day out, with attendances exceeding last years. Once again to all those who turned out to help set up and take down the décor, bring the cake and shortbread, a big thanks, without you this type of event would be impossible.

 Pictures are all published on facebook.

Next up is “The Celtic Fest” 11^th-12^th and 13^th of May at Modderfontein. It opens Friday Evening with “Haggis and Bong”. Saturday is the Gathering and then Sunday is Solo’s and Choirs. It is R60.00 entry per day, which includes the evening Entertainment or you can buy a 3 Day Ticket for R150.00.

The week after (19^th May) is the Biggie “Welcome to the Federation Chief” at Herbert Park Bowling Club, 71 Turf Club Street, Turffontein, 6.30pm for 7pm Sharp. We will be welcoming Federation Chief and Lady President Dave and Sandy Brown, all the way from Welkom. This is a Formal Function so Gents Kilts and Evening Jackets. We have once again kept the price down to a low R60.00 for Adults and R30.00 children 12 years and under to encourage a good turnout. Our Pipe band will be in attendance and “Oor Wee Champion Skylah” will be dancing for us. We will have a Whisky Raffle on the night at R5.00 a Ticket. I have a bottle of “Glenfiddich” ageing here for such an occasion, thank you to Gavin and Cornelia Johnston for donating it to St Andrews.  Bookings Please!!! as with keeping our price so low we cannot afford wastage.

Book with Tommy: email tommy@tommystoys.co.za  sms 084 517 5454 or tel 011 683 7022 o/h.

Easterns are hosting their Past Chiefs and Lady Presidents Lunch on the 20^th May 12.30pm and this will also be the welcome to Federation Chief and Lady President, Dave and Sandra Brown.

Address 45 Rae Frankel Street, Brackenhurst. No charge but we are requesting donations for the Cotland’s Baby Sanctuary.

Please phone Norma on 011 867 2250 or Christine on 011 867 5421 to book your place.

This has been a short newsletter as my concentration has not returned to normal yet.

Cheers

Tommy Soutar (Chief)

Federation Congress 2012

The Convener and Committee look forward to welcoming you to the 88th Annual Congress which this year (2012) will be held in the Up market Suburb of Sandton in the City of Gold.

The venue is situated close to all major highways which allows for easy access to the conference centre where ample parking is provided under security. It is situated on the Western Service Road in the suburb of Woodmead. Details of how to reach it will be forwarded to you on request.

We have two airports OR Tambo International near Kempton Park and Lanseria in the Krugersdorp District where flights can be met. Kindly advise us when booking for Congress of your arrival and departure times.

You will have noticed on the booking form below that we have kept our costs in line with those of the Welkom conference.

We have also given you the option of paying over the remaining months to Congress.

COMBINED CALEDONIAN SOCIETIES OF THE HIGHLAND PROVINCE

Booking form for the 88TH Annual Congress of the Federated Caledonian Societies of Southern Africa to be held at the Cedar Park Hotel & Conference Centre, Woodmead, Sandton, Friday 12 October 2012 to Sunday 14th October 2012

First Name ………………………………….

Surname ………………………………….

Postal Address ……………………………………………………………. …………………………………….

Email Address ……………………………………

Contact No. ……………………………………

Capacity (Please circle) Delegate/Official/Observer Delegate/Official/Observer

Society ……………………………………

Accommodation (please circle) Double/single

If double, name of person sharing……………………………………………………………………..

Booking options                                                                      No of persons                                    Amount

Full congress package                        R1 750

(Per person sharing 14h00 Friday to 10h00 Sunday)                       ……………                               R…………..

Single supplement                              R2 000                                     ……………                                R…………..

Non hotel residents,               R 600 per person                              ……………                                R…………..

(Includes ceilidh, business session, ball, church service; does not include Sat lunch)

Only attend Ceilidh (per person)       R 120                           ……………                               R…………..

Only attend Ball (per person)            R 350                           ……………                                R…………..

Hair appointment to be made:           Yes / No

A single supplement is R 2 000 per person which can likewise be spread over (Eight payments of R 220 and one final payment of R 240)

ALL PAYMENTS MUST BE RECEIVED BEFORE 31 AUGUST 2012.

Banking Details

ACCOUNT:       Federated Caledonian Society of Southern Africa

Standard Bank of Southern Africa

Braamfontein Branch

Bank Account Number 00 241 165 2

Branch Code 4805

Please fax deposit slip to: 011 465 1979 or email to fredb@telkomsa.net

Follow us on facebook:

Congress link: http://www.facebook.com/groups/301317209894036/320089458016811/#!/SA.Federation

Society Websites and Facebook Links Please make an effort to visit them and if it’s your first visit Click “Like” the page, you can also “Like” any of the items published on the page as this raises our stature.

Website and Facebook links 

Federation website  www.scotlandsa.co.za

Chief Tommy Soutar http://www.facebook.com/tommy.soutar?ref=tn_tnmn

St Andrews 

http://www.facebook.com/tommy.soutar?ref=tn_tnmn#!/pages/St-Andrews-Scottish-Society-Johannesburg/111579715577118

St Andrews History http://www.facebook.com/tommy.soutar?ref=tn_tnmn#!/pages/St-Andrews-Scottish-Society-Scottish-History/127713897340454

Federated Caledonian Society

http://www.facebook.com/tommy.soutar?ref=tn_tnmn#!/pages/Federated-Caledonian-Society-of-South-Africa/239226126092527

Federated Caledonian Society Congress 2012

http://www.facebook.com/tommy.soutar?ref=tn_tnmn#!/SA.Federation

Randfontein Caledonian Society

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Randfontein-Caledonain-Society/269079473133421

Eastern Johannesburg Caledonial Society

http://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/305238306164262/

East London Caledonian Society

http://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/ELCalSoc/

Cape Town Caledonian Society

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Cape-Town-Caledonian-Society/207973342602092

Bloemfontein Caledonian Society

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Bloemfontein-Caledonian-Society/165244253567598

Goldfields Caledonian Society

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100003046275724

Pipe Band Association of South Africa

http://www.facebook.com/#!/PBASouthAfrica

If your Society has a facebook page or website that is not above please let us know.

Email info@scotlandsa.co.za with details.

Please accept my apologies for the nonproduction of the April ScotlandSA.

As you may have heard on the radio or read in the papers, your editor’s house was burgled and lap-top computers stolen. There are suspicious circumstances in that nothing else was stolen, except a few items from the bar!

What the media failed to report is that the computers contained a lot of Caledonian Society information which is now lost. This inevitably disrupted the publication of this newsletter.

From the Federation Chief’s Desk, April 2012

Greetings and Salutations. I hope all have had a peaceful and safe Easter.

David and I travelled to East London, arriving there on Friday morning after an uneventful journey, except for all the “Stop/Go’s” and we were caught on each of them.

We were warmly welcomed by our host and hostess Cynthia and Elliot Murray. After unpacking and settling in, Elliot took us the Selbourne College fields where the Eastern Cape Gathering was to take place. We spent a restful morning, watching others preparing the fields, for the dancing, piping and band events.

On Friday evening, we enjoyed a Cocktail Party at our hosts’ home. Here we met with the members and committee of the East London Society. Also present were visitors from other Cape Societies. At this event we were presented with a very unusual gift, a replica of a Scottish Targe, (a round Scottish shield). This was personally crafted by our very gifted host, who is a very competent Carpenter.

Saturday morning saw us at the Selbourne fields for the start of the Gathering. The gathering was small but the spirit good and the weather played with. David and I performed a couple of duties i.e.; to open the gathering and present the prizes at the end. Well done to the East London Society for a job well done.

On Sunday morning we attended “Sun Rise” Church Service at Nahoon beach. Again the weather was great. It was fantastic to watch the sun come up over the sea.

On Monday morning we made our way home. Again, we would like to thank our hosts, the Murrays and the East London Society for a most enjoyable weekend. Good luck to all in East London.

East London Caledonian Society

From Chief Sandra Rankin

News from Scotland

Boxing legend Frank Bruno stuns neighbours after moving into Glasgow flat

Steve Smith and Lauren Crooks, Sunday Mail, 6 May

BOXING legend Frank Bruno is taking the high road to love, we can reveal.

The former heavyweight champ has moved in with his Scots girlfriend – to the astonishment of neighbours in Glasgow.

He has been spotted working out on the flat’s balcony, using a tree trunk instead of weights.

And he is often seen out and about behind the wheel of his bright red Bentley, waving to fans and signing autographs.

Frank, 50, arrived in the Gorbals last week to spend more time with ­hairdresser Nina Coletta.

He looked fit and well after recent treatment for exhaustion.

And the pair looked happier than ever after being reunited in the once tough neighbourhood.

The former champ relaxed at home while pretty Nina left to run her busy hair salon on the outskirts of the city.

He filled his time with regular trips to Green’s gym in Finnieston, showing off his muscular physique as he left the flat wearing just shorts and shoes.

Frank talked about new love Nina when he appeared on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories TV show last month.

He said: “She is a great girl and we get on well. I just want a little bit of happiness for myself. I’m not sure about marriage.”

When he wasn’t pushing weights at Green’s, Frank improvised his own fitness routine, lifting a huge log on Nina’s balcony.

One neighbour said: “Everyone is talking about Bruno, nobody can believe he’s here. He is definitely our most famous resident.

“He was spotted straight away because his car sticks out a mile in this area.

“But he’s been very down-to-earth and very patient with people asking for autographs.

“We see him exercising on the balcony every day. He swings a giant log above his head. It’s either that or dancing to his music in his sunshine.

“He seems well on the road to recovery, and he looks like he is enjoying being in Glasgow.”

For the most part, Bruno’s flash Bentley – with its personalised FRB 1 plate, for Franklin Roy Bruno – stays parked just outside Nina’s apartment building while the couple drive around in her modest Volkswagen Polo.

The happy couple were seen driving around together last week, enjoying blaring music in the sunshine. Frank, dressed in shorts, T-shirt and straw trilby hat, didn’t seem to mind being spotted as he leaned out of the car window puffing a huge cigar.

He later visited Nina at her salon before enjoying a cafe lunch then returning to her fourth-floor flat for a workout.

Soon he was back on the road again, lapping up the attention of his fans as he toured Glasgow with his car stereo on as he, regularly stopped to chat with shoppers and pose for pictures with well-wishers.

An onlooker said: “Big Frank was in his element – he looked really happy with life and loved the fact he was being recognised wherever he went. People were doing double-takes as he drove past, then he’d stop and sign autographs and pose for pictures with fans.

“You just don’t expect to see Frank Bruno driving about in Glasgow.”

Last month, Bruno, who suffers from bipolar disorder and was sectioned under the Mental Health Act in 2003, admitted himself to a private hospital suffering from exhaustion.

Friends said he was also heartbroken after a recent split from Nina, though they quickly got back together. And it looks as though Frank might be serious about a permanent move to Glasgow after he was spotted looking at homes for sale in an estate agent’s window.

He told Piers Morgan that Nina has become a big part of his life.

He added: “We’re taking each day as it goes. I can see light at the end of the tunnel.”

Owner’s shock as dog is robbed of Ross County top and club ribbons

Daily Record, 4 May

A stunned pet owner has told how his dog was mugged – for its football top.

Greg Cormack had dressed his cocker spaniel Davie in a Ross County T-shirt and red, white and blue club ribbons to mark the team’s First Division title triumph.

But ahead of the celebrations at the Staggies’ home match against Hamilton last weekend, neds snatched 13-year-old Davie from outside Greg’s shop and robbed him of his gear.

Greg, 58 – who has a shoe and drapery store in County’s home town of Dingwall, Easter Ross – said: “I was only distracted for a moment and when I looked out, Davie had gone. It all happened so quick.

“I dashed outside and had a glance down the close next to the shop. And there was Davie – naked. Someone had mugged him. They had taken his Staggieman T-shirt and club colour ribbons. I was staggered.”

Now the hunt is on to find the dog-napper.

Greg added: “Davie is a character and well known on match days. I can’t imagine a Ross County fan doing that to him. And I wouldn’t want to blame a Hamilton supporter either.

“But someone obviously liked the T-shirt and nabbed it off him. We would love to find out who mugged him.

“My wife says Davie needs counselling now as a victim of crime. It was a bizarre incident and Davie seems none the worse for wear for his ordeal.

QUIZ

D’ye ken?

1. Where are the ‘Downie Dens’?
2. Which great King of Scots was originally Earl of Carrick and Lord of Annandale?
3. For what is Jenny Geddes remembered?
4. What in Edinburgh was the Luckenbooth?
5. What is Arthur’s Seat?

Did ye ken?

1. Where is the Kitchener Memorial Tower? Marwick Head, West Mainland, Orkney.
2. With what art are the MacCrimmons associated? Piping and pipe music.
3. What remarkable local attraction brings many tourists to Inverewe? Gardens
4. Where would you find a cathedral dedicated to St. Magnus? Kirkwall, Orkney
   1. What was the Bateable Land? The land between the Esk and Sark on the Borders of England and Scotland, not firmly held by either country but ‘debateable’.

Federation Congress 2012

The Convener and Committee look forward to welcoming you to the 88^th Annual Congress which this year (2012) will be held in the Up market Suburb of Sandton in the City of Gold.

The venue is situated close to all major highways which allows for easy access to the conference centre where ample parking is provided under security. It is situated on the Western Service Road in the suburb of Woodmead. Details of how to reach it will be forwarded to you on request.

We have two airports OR Tambo International near Kempton Park and Lanseria in the Krugersdorp District where flights can be met. Kindly advise us when booking for Congress of your arrival and departure times.

You will have noticed on the booking form below that we have kept our costs in line with those of the Welkom conference and have as is our custom, in Gauteng, offered you the early bird special for payments received by the 29^th February 2012.

We have also given you the option of paying over nine months.

Yours truly,

Fred Brokenshire

 COMBINED CALEDONIAN SOCIETIES OF THE HIGHLAND PROVINCE

Booking form for the 88^TH Annual Congress of the Federated Caledonian Societies of Southern Africa to be held at the Cedar Park Hotel & Conference Centre, Woodmead, Sandton, Friday 12 October 2012 to Sunday 14^th October 2012

First Name                                          ………………………………….

Surname                                             ………………………………….

Postal Address            …………………………………………………………….

…………………………………….  ……………………………….

Email Address             ……………………………………

Contact No.                 ……………………………………

Capacity (Please circle)  Delegate/Official/Observer             Delegate/Official/Observer

Society                         ……………………………………

Accommodation (please circle) Double/single

If double, name of person sharing……………………………………………………………………..

Booking options                                                                   No of persons                 Amount

Full congress package                        R1 750

(Per person sharing 14h00 Friday to 10h00 Sunday)            ……………          R…………..

Single supplement                              R2 000                         ……………         R…………..

Non hotel residents,                            R 600 per person         ……………        R…………..

(Includes ceilidh, business session, ball, church service; does not include Sat lunch)

Only attend Ceilidh (per person)        R 120                           ……………         R…………..

Only attend Ball (per person)             R 350                           ……………         R…………..

Hair appointment to be made:                        Yes / No

The following payment options are available.

1. Early bird special: R1 650 per person sharing if payment is received by 29 February 2012. May be paid in three equal installments of R 550 per month.
2. IF you do not take up early bird special offer the amount payable will be R 1 750 per person sharing – (eight payments of R 200 and a final payment of R 150) .
3. The single supplement is  R 2 000 per person  which can likewise be spread over (Eight payments of R 220 and one final payment of R 240)

1. 4.    ALL PAYMENT S MUST BE RECEIVED BEFORE 31 AUGUST 2012.

Banking Details

ACCOUNT – Federated Caledonian Society of Southern Africa

Standard Bank of Southern Africa

Braamfontein Branch

Bank Account Number 00 241 165 2

Branch Code  4805

Please fax deposit slip to: 011 465 1979 or email to fredb@telkomsa.net

Follow us on facebook: Congress link: http://www.facebook.com/groups/301317209894036/320089458016811/#!/SA.Federation

Consort                          Bruce Strang                  041 373 6311

Hon Secretary                Frances Dickson            041 360 8263

Hon Treasurer               Frances Dickson            041 360 8263

Newsletter April 2012

Dear Members

A little bit late again. Please accept my apologies.

I know it’s a bit late, but I hope you all had a nice Easter Holiday and spent time with friends and family.

Port Elizabeth’s Bell’s ‘Extra Special’ Caledonian Pipe Band attended the Eastern Cape Highland Gathering in East London and this is the report back from East London Caledonian Society –

Saturday 7^th April dawned bright and sunny, just perfect for a very successful Eastern Cape Highland Gathering.  Four Pipe Bands competed together with lots of individual competitors, Highland and Irish dancing was well supported and Scottish Country dancing featured amongst the competitions for the first time for many years.  Numerous stall holders added to the festive air and the day was thoroughly enjoyed by all.  We were honoured to have the Chief and Lady President of the Federated Caledonian Society with us for their official visit.  Chief Dave Brown officially opened the Gathering while Lady President, Sandy Brown presented the awards.  Many thanks to ALL who contributed to making the Gathering such a wonderful occasion and special thanks to convenor, Dave Rankin, and his committee for their dedication, organisation and hard work over many months.

Our congratulations go to East London’s ECHG Committee for the success of this function.

Federation Chief’s News

FROM THE CHIEF’S DESK MARCH 2012

It has been a while since we have put pen to paper. This has been due to not much happening and work getting in the way, but over the past two weeks things have livened up.

On the 12th March I went up to Johannesburg to attend a Central Council meeting. This was most informative. Before I say anything about it, I would like to thank Robin and Glenys for the hospitality they showed me, by accommodating and feeding me that evening. It was with a sad heart that I noted that the Boksburg Society had closed its doors. This is a sign of the times, I suppose, the accent is no longer on societies of this nature and they are fading fast. The rest of us will try keeping the flag flying as long as possible. This may inspire younger people to take an interest in things Scottish and there will be a revival.

Sandy and my second visit was our official visit to the Randfontein Society, which was celebrating their centenary.

We drove up on Saturday morning and went to Sandy’s sister where we were staying over the weekend. (Killing two birds with one stone.) On arrival we contacted Norma who informed us that they had arranged a Cocktail Party for us with the Sothern’s. I pleaded ignorance of this, but with the kind assistance of Duncan and Audrey Mac Donald, we attended and had a very good time with them. Norma and Patrick where the perfect hosts that evening and a very good spread was put on.

Sunday morning we attended Randfonteins centenary celebrations. This was our official visit to them. This was also the official visit of Tommy and Lovie. Here we met up with a number of old friends with one heritage; that all being Wilson’s. As we all know, the Wilsons, past and present have very strong ties to the Caledonian movement in Southern Africa and more so with the Randfontein Society.

Gavin and his committee treated us like kings with a brunch that could have fed the five thousand, if necessary. To the ladies and gents that did the preparation and cooking, a big THANKYOU, we enjoyed it greatly. They did not have too many speeches.

Steward Third was there and entertained us with some good piping. We all know that when a piper is needed Steward will always try his best to accommodate.

Once again, thanks to all who made this a memorable weekend.

If this is the standard of receptions we are going to have, it is going to be a great year because, thus far, it has been exceptional. To those Societies we are still to visit, we are looking forward to meeting with you.

Aye

Dave and Sandy Brown

PAST FUNCTIONS

Afternoon Tea: Saturday 21 April.

This was held at the home of Dawn and Andrew Sked and was most enjoyable. Although the usual Port Elizabeth wind decided to come up, we were well protected in their garden. Those people who attended enjoyed a nice relaxing afternoon in good company. Our thanks go to Dawn and Andrew for their hospitality.

Ill members                                                                                                                                                                         Agnes’s arm has almost mended and she is able to drive and get around, to her relief. Although at our recent committee meeting she was not well at all with a stomach bug.

Avril Schreuder is listening to her Doctor’s advice and trying to take things easy – rather difficult for someone like Avril who is always ‘on the go’! She is still waiting for a final date for her operation.

Audrey Spence, after having a ‘flu injection was taken ill and was admitted to hospital (not as a result of the injection) with Pneumonia and was there for ten days. She is at home and getting on well, but has also been advised to take things easy.

Immediate Past Lady President, Jeanette, recently had a heart attack. Luckily Llewellyn was at home and was able to rush her to hospital where they inserted a stent. She is recuperating nicely at home, but will have to go into hospital later in the year for an operation.

Please keep these people in your thoughts and prayers, and to anyone not feeling too well, we hope you recover soon.

Birthdays

Happy Birthday to:

Bessie Petzer                  28 April (Bessie will be 88 years young this year Congratulations Bessie)

Eric Kirk                          4 May

Marion Harning              25 May

Thelma Beveridge          29 May

To anyone else having a birthday in May ‘Happy Birthday’.

Ceilidh Dancers

Don’t forget the Ceilidh Dancing on the first and third Tuesdays, time 2.30, at Aldersgate. For more information please contact either Jill (041 368 5239) or Jannette (041 368 4520)

There will be dancing on Tuesday, 1 May at 2.30 despite it being a Public Holiday.

FUTURE FUNCTIONS

Monthly Braais :        Fires will be lit at 12.00 noon.

                                    13 May

                                    10 June

8 July – Annual General Meeting followed by Braai

Should it be raining, or a roaring gale, obviously the braais will be cancelled.

Please note that the Bar at VPBC is not opened for our braais, therefore, please bring along your own drinks and glasses.

Saturday, 19 May : 2011 Edinburgh Tattoo. This will be shown at our home, 29 Potgieter Street, Parsons Hill. Time 6.30pm. Cost R30, which includes soup, assorted breads, tea & coffee. Bring own other drinks.

Please phone or email to book for catering purposes. Sandra 041 373 6311 or bruce_sandra@telkomsa.net

Saturday, 30 June: Musical Trivia Evening Venue Victoria Park Bowling Club, with Compare Nick Pienaar. Nick organised a very enjoyable evening two years ago and by special request we have managed to hire him again. Cost R50.00 per person and we would like teams of 6 people (we can organise this). It’s a bring and share picnic evening with your team. The VPBC bar will be open for this function. Booking essential.

For more information please contact me on 041 3736311 or email bruce_sandra@telkomsa.net

8 July : Annual General Meeting & Braai

Please try and support our functions as your committee goes to a lot of trouble to organise these.

In addition to these functions, there will be the Official Visit of the Federation Chief & Lady President Dave and Sandy Brown, but at the time of this newsletter, no date has been decided upon.

We will let you know as soon as this visit has been arranged.

Regards

Sandra

FROM THE CHIEFS DESK APRIL 2012

Greetings and Salutations. I hope all have had a peaceful and safe Easter.

David and I travelled to East London, arriving there on Friday morning after an uneventful journey, except for all the “Stop/Go’s” and we were caught on each of them.

We were warmly welcomed by our host and hostess Cynthia and Elliot Murray. After unpacking and settling in, Elliot took us the Sebourne College fields where the Eastern Cape Gathering was to take place. We spent a restful morning, watching others preparing the fields, for the dancing, piping and band events.

 On Friday evening, we enjoyed a Cocktail Party at our hosts’ home. Here we met with the members and committee of the East London Society. Also present were visitors from other Cape Societies.  At this event we were presented with a very unusual gift, a replica of a Scottish Targe, (a round Scottish shield). This was personally crafted by our very gifted host, who is a very competent Carpenter.

Saturday morning saw us at the Selbourne fields for the start of the Gathering. The gathering was small but the spirit good and the weather played with. David and I performed a couple of duties i.e.; to open the gathering and present the prizes at the end. Well done to the East London Society for a job well done.

On Sunday morning we attended “Sun Rise” Church Service at Nahoon beach. Again the weather was great. It was fantastic to watch the sun come up over the sea.

On Monday morning we made our way home. Again, we would like to thank our hosts, the Murrays and the East London Society for a most enjoyable weekend. Good luck to all in East London.

 Aye

Dave & Sandy

                                                     APRIL 2012 NEWSLETTER
Dear Members
My apologies for this being a later Newsletter than usual. Mary and I have just returned from a holiday in J’burg seeing our three grandchildren – lovely but tiring (I’m sure you all understand the feeling!!). Eddie and Anne send their regards from U K where they are seeing their two grandkids.

As I compile this Newsletter (Sunday 15th) we have had some peculiar weather lately – rain (at last), 350 on Friday and now 180. We don’t know what to expect for this winter!!
A special birthday is coming up – Joan Hoenson will be 90 on 1st May. So, congratulations, Joan, from all of us in the Callies (her phone number, if you wish to phone her, is 021.799.7241).
MEMBERS – PLEASE NOTE – to book functions in April and June – PHONE MARY WALLACE 021 531 4441.
REPEAT OF OUR SPECIAL (AND SERIOUS) APPEAL
There has been a NIL response to our appeal in the March Newsletter. A new Treasurer is a MUST! SO – We desperately need members to offer (now) to come on to Committee at the AGM, 7th July. Some of the present (very long standing) Committee wish to step down (Urszula will not be Treasurer after the AGM). Anne and Eddie have done a sterling job over the past years, and they feel they would just like to come along to functions without all the work preparation which goes on behind the scenes. Every Society or Organization requires a Committee to run affairs. IF WE CANNOT FORM A COMMITTEE AT THE AGM, WE WILL SERIOUSLY HAVE TO CONSIDER CLOSING PINELANDS CALEDONIAN SOCIETY!! IT IS UP TO YOU MEMBERS!!

PHONE GORDON OR MARY at 021 531 4441
At present, there will be NO EVENING FUNCTIONS at the CATHOLIC HALL for APRIL, MAY, JUNE, JULY, AUGUST. Other get-togethers will be happening (see this and subsequent Newsletters).
FUTURE EVENTS:
PAYMENTS
Either (a) direct & internet banking to: Pinelands Caledonian Society; ABSA N1 City Goodwood; Branch Code 420410; Account 0712761849 (add your surname/function as reference).
or (b) cheque payable “Pinelands Caledonian Society” and handed in at the door on arrival at a function (please – no cash if at all possible)
1. APRILFUNCTION – MIKES KITCHEN, MILNERTON, TUESDAY 24th APRIL
We have arranged an evening meal at Mikes Kitchen in Milnerton. Date is Tuesday, 24th April 6.30 for 7.00 – Cost R60.00 including tip. Tuesday (lunch and evening) is Pensioners’ Day at Mikes Kitchen. They provide an excellent and plentiful meal. There is an extensive buffet plus vegetables and salad. The R60.00 includes a free glass of wine or a cool drink. Desserts at an extra cost (R26 to R32) are available and coffee is an extra R12.00. The restaurant is at Centre Court shopping area on Koeberg Road, Milnerton, on the right side coming from town, and is between the main Koeberg Road Robots at Loxton Road and just before you reach the robots at Bosmansdam Road.
BOOK BY PHONING MARY & GORDON WALLACE (021.531.4441) by Monday 23rd April at latest.
We can guarantee you’ll enjoy this evening meal.
2. MAY FUNCTION
Due to further complications, the proposed pub-quiz evening cannot take place in May. Your committee has decided that there will be NO FUNCTION in May.
3. JUNE FUNCTION
The traditional Ladies Lunch (plus husbands) will take place. Details in May Newsletter
4. AGM
Saturday morning, 7th July, 10.00 a m in Pinelands Presbyterian Church Hall (usual venue for AGM)
PAST EVENTS:
The Irish Evening went very well, and there was a pretty good turnout. Good dancing, singing, music and Irish jokes.
NEW MEMBERS:
None this month
NEWS OF MEMBERS:
Margaret Reid has made good progress (she came to the Irish Evening). Margot Johns is still showing a great spirit despite being mainly in a wheelchair. She is moving to a flat at the Oasis Complex, Century City, next month. All the best, Margot! Tommy Cruikshanks (in Knysna) had his 85th birthday on 12th April, but Morag told me he is very frail now, and they will have to arrange a Carer for him (he spent a month in the Frail Care beside where they stay). Happy 90th again to Joan Hoenson for 1st May. We also keep in our thoughts Melvyn Deacon, Margaret Tonner, Fred McQuarrie, Doug Lockett and Dolly Watson. Beryl Stephens is off to UK on 19th April for one month – enjoy yourself, Beryl!
COUNTRY DANCING:
We wish Beryl a wonderful time in the U K, and during her absence Maureen Harrison will be taking the class.
BIRTHDAYS
April May (up to 23rd)
18th Mary Wallace 1st Joan Hoenson (90 years)
20th Marina Hutchison 3rd Mary Kent
29th Jill Mitchell 23rd Gordon Wallace
30th Bill Heeps/Stuart Munro
GENERAL:
1. The official visit of our Federation Chief Dave Brown and his Lady President Sandy is to be arranged for early in August. Details later
2. If anyone has any jokes or short stories, suitable for the Newsletter, would you please e-mail them to me at
marywallace@pine-wood.co.za
Corny Jokes
1. What did the baby corn say to Mummy corn?
Answer: Where’s my Popcorn?
2. Why do the French people eat snails?
Answer: Because they don’t like FAST FOOD
3. Why did the ORANGE wear Sunscreen Lotion?
Answer: Because it didn’t want to peel
4. Why is a Seagull called a Seagull?
Answer: Because if it always flew over the bay, it would be called a BAGEL

YOURS AYE
BRAVEHEART

Ø In order to give sharp-eyed, potential suitors fair warning (and perhaps an  opportunity  to  escape),  a  woman  was  required  to  wear  red petticoats on the day of the proposal.

Lang may your lam reek

Yours Aye

Your Scribe

FOUNDED 1882                  FEDERATED 1922

 Chief Mike Jackson 031-701 5944; Scribe: Betty Cruise – 031 261 3271

P.O. Box 51164, Musgrave Road 4062; email: cruisedavide@hotmail.co.uk

 NEWSLETTER – April/May 2012

KINDRED SOCIETIES QUIZ 27 January 2012:

The BCHA/1820s hosted a very well attended quiz with eight teams [+-60 folk!] competing for the coveted Silver trophy. Alan Job tried to give a mix of “toughies” and light-hearted questions and sincere thanks go both to him and to all the ladies who contributed towards the varied fillings for the rolls. The results [out of a possible 282 points]: MENSA took the cup with 210.5 pts (74.9%); 2nd BCHA (‘Magnificent 7′) 202pts (71.9%); 3rd BCHA (‘The Simpletons’) 174.5 (62.1%); 4th ANZA (A) 173.5 (61.7%); 5th BCHA (‘Lady Birds’) 170 (60.5%); 6th Durban Callies 158.5 (56.4%); 7th ANZA B 134 (47.7%) and determined to win some form of trophy, BCHA (‘Dodos’) took the wooden spoon with 107.5 pts (38.3%)!

BURNS LUNCH 5 February 2012:

We had a very good turn-out for our Burns lunch. Margaret addressed the haggis which was piped in by Gordon & carried by past chief Noel. Margaret & Nancy delighted us with Burns poems & Nancy & Joe’s grandson entertained us with his singing( I wonder where he inherited that wonderful voice?). Almost-newly-wed Micky gave us ladies a lovely toast & his mother, Lyn replied. Nancy delivered the Immortal Memory & a number of pipers played for us . Altogether a very successful & enjoyable day.

BOTANIC GARDENS T B KIOSK:

A few of us are still busy at the kiosk on the first Tuesday of the month.

MEMBERS NEWS:

Since our last newsletter we have lost our very dear friend & a hard working member of our society Past Chief Sheila Mackenzie She was well known in piping circles & tributes came in from all over the country. We will all miss her & our deepest sympathy goes out to Alistair, Alan. Gail & the boys. We wish Alistair a safe trip to Scotland to see Alan & family next month.

Congratulations to one of our Hon. Life members, Cecil Ritson who turned 90 at the end of March. Past Lady President Rosemary Smith has visited us from Australia & is staying with her daughter in Richmond

The Dunsmore challenge took place on March 24^th. There were 12 competitors & the results were first 1 med A. band, second 1med B band & third Pietermaritzburg Callies.

It is good to hear that Anne- Marie Ellerbeck is progressing well after her stroke.

CONGRATULATIONS

Congratulations, to those celebrating Birthdays

In May:        11^th Rosslin Wilkins     25^th Elva Steyn            and

In June:       1^st Joe Dunsmore     6^th Bas Ellerbeck         9^th Joyce Peet

                    13^th Margaret Adam    and 28^th Doreen Stuart-Saunders.

Congratulations, to those celebrating Anniversaries:

In May: 1^st Carol & Graham Allan and 8^th Rosslin & Michael Wilkins and

In June: 11^th Molly & Noel Gould and 25^th Nancy & Joe Dunsmore.

BRITISH PASSPORTS

The BCHA are now issuing forms & using a courier service for people requiring British Passport applications or renewals. They are situated in the Berea Bowling Club grounds in Fergusson Road (off Brand Road) Durban. Phone 031-202 6174 for an appointment.

FORTHCOMING EVENTS

KINDRED SOCIETIES QUIZ – Friday 4 May 2012:

We are the hosts at the next quiz at Westville Library at 6.30pm on Friday 4 May.

NATAL PROVINCIAL CHIEFTAIN’S VISIT – Sunday 6 May 2012:

We will be hosting a bring & braai to celebrate the visit of our Provincial Chieftain, Kerrith Chalmers & her husband Harry. Please bring your own  meat & cutlery plates etc.  A cash bar, salads & rolls will be available The cost will be R25 to cover hall rental. Please phone me (031-261 3271) if you wish to attend. We need at least 25 to cover the hall cost etc.

NSG – Saturday 23 June:

The annual Scottish gathering will be held at the NMR Headquarters. Cost will be R20 per person.

“A Bagpiper’s Lament – a Deeply Moving Story”

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the backcountry.

As I am not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologised to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played my heart and soul out for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played “Amazing Grace”, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door of my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years!”

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